Snakes on a Plane FAQ

Before we get back to the reviews (or, more specifically, you get back to the reviews and I get back to talking about cartoon animals0, more SOAP-based hilarity:

Q: No seriously, what is this movie about?
A: Snakes on a plane. What was Robocop about? A Robotic cop. Same principle. Stay with the group.

Q: I thought this movie was called Flight 121! What’s the deal?
A: It’s true; the movie was in jeopardy of being called Flight 121. Can you fucking believe that? What does Flight 121 have to do with snakes, no-nonsense black guys, or possible reptile dick-bites? Good move on the change-back, Hollywood. I’ve always trusted your taste and vision.

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